How do I butt **** my girl friend? I have been trying but she tells me it hurts too much when I try to get it. Advice? |
| Use " analyse " from a adult shop. It eases the muscles and will glide through... |
Does wanting to butt **** make one gay? My boyfriend wants me to take it in the *** for his Christmas present. Does this mean he's probably gay? |
| No, he is not gay. What he wants is an erotic experience. It is very sexual to do a girlfriend in the ***. To be behind her like that, looking down on her sexy ***. I enjoy doing it with my girlfriends. Let him take control, you will find it exciting. |
What would happen if I call someone with a higher ranking colonel butt ****? wanted to join the army and then **** around in it. I was thinking of ******** around with the drill instructor by pretending to be a homosexual and calling him names like colonel butt **** and sweetie. Also saying stuff like, I'll give it to you as long as you are the taker. Words in the lines of offensive homosexuality. What would happen to me? Even after persisting their intense workout drills. I think that this is a great idea because I won't make it to war this way =D |
| I would **** you up in boot camp. You won't make it out alive. |
What song has the lyrics i don't give a **** stick it in my butt? i wanna know,song and artist please |
Type the lyrics here and see what pops up:
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I have a pimple on my butt? i just got this pimple on my butt, so i poped it and now its very red. i tryed to put 4 hour by clearasil on it but nothing has happend yet. my boyfriend wants to butt **** me on wednesday and its sunday. how can i get it gone in time? please help (: |
Um........Acne cleanser? And exfoliate I guess...
No offense or anything but this question was just plain weird. |
Martinis that i don't have to paint a picture for the barman to make? i'm turning 18 and i dont get along with beer, wine, champagne, or girly cocktails. i'm looking for a martini that tastes good, does the job, and can be ordered in the middle of butt-****-nowhere. i do the hard liquor and pop thing way too often and it gives me heart burn everytime. suggestions? |
| I was a bartender for 15 years in a 5 diamond 5 star Hotel in Dallas. I lived in a very small town and know exactly what you mean. I couldn't get a decent drink anywhere near my house. I had to tell each bartender how to make almost everything. You could minimize your frustrations by finding one bar you like and spend a little time telling him or her how you like your drinks. If it takes 2 or 3 trips, don't worry, any bartender that is good will remember after a while. Most of the bartenders I knew remember what you drink before they commit your name to memory. |
What is that brown thing that falls down my butt in the toilet? im getting really freaked out && and i dont whats happening to me...even my brother said 'What the **** is that??!' ... |
| It's called poop. |
My ex boyfriend wants to take an ecstasy with me. He's recently gay but when I changed my mind, he teased "no ? When I recently changed my mind, he teased "aww no butt ****?" he's 14 and expects this to be in school... So I trusted he wouldn't try to get me to have sex with him... But is that what he's planning? |
| hes not gay he wants you drugged to do stuff to ya |
Whats the point in life anyways? I just want to die. I live in the middle of butt **** nowhere, don't have a car so i can't get a job to get a car,have no friends and do nothing all day. I go to school come home and go to sleep. There's no point in existence. I would just like to drink and smoke my worries away all the time but I don't even have enough money for that.. what the hell am i supposed to do? |
the age old question no one has ever answered
To be or not to be, that is the question? Sound familiar....lol
CHEER UP! |
Do most girls dislike anal sex? I love butt so much,so I was wondering what you think about butt ****,most girls hate it? |
If girls you do it with hate it then YOU are the problem because you are doing it for your pleasure and not theirs
Women usually get hurt when a guy wants to use their *** for her pleasure but if a woman pleasured anally with fingers and tongue - if the man gives her better and stronger orgasms with anal sex play, if she learns that every time you touch her anus she will be pleasured she will willingly - eagerly allow anal penetration and not only tolerate it but enjoy it and request it again and again but if you are simply asking to take he up the a$$ - well let's just say the pleasure is all yours |